The Devil may care

Nearly finished the Bond song and it is the best yet by a country mile. I have used my M-Audio Black Box for the first time, which has a fabulous array of distortion sounds. I am particularly pleased with the guitar solos - the lessons are definitely paying off.
Julie is coming round on wednesday to do the vocals then I will be mixing 2 versions - the official song entry to Penguin books for the prize of being on their new Audiobook for Sebastian Faulks novel "Devil may care" and the unrestricted megamix version with samples from Goldfinger and my tribute to the Bond theme.

Birthday fun

Its great having birthdays!! I may have more wrinkles and more grey hairs, but the presents, the food and the friends and family get better every year!
Admittedly we did go a bit overboard on the food, out to 2 amazing restaurants in 2 days, first seaham hall hotel with Rollo( also a birthday for him) and Barbara. The highlight was seeing their delight at nearly everything, the lowlight being the cepe chocolate which smelt like vomit and I could n`t even swallow!

Second meal out in Durham at the Gourmet spot, yes lots of fun with the G-spot and how to find it!!, we went with Siobhan (Recent birthday) and Gerry who are best mates with the chef Sean, so we got special treatment and lots of extras, like a glass of champagne, a taste of brown buttered toast, jam and tea ice cream!!! Yes altogether in one little creamy cold mouthful, quite incredible.
And for those of you who haven't known me very long this is what I looked like a very long time ago!! Lots of love and thanks Anne x x

Archbishop - wooly liberal or dangerous conservative

You say,” said Lord Napier (confronted as Commander-in-Chief of the British Army in India by locals protesting against the suppression of suttee) “that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours.”

Worrying pronouncements were uttered this week, about sharia law in the UK, by the leader of the Anglican church who has constituents in countries where they are being persecuted by Islamic government.

This is following the as yet unresolved debate on homosexuality in the church and beautifully timed comments on the Nativity story at Christmas makes one wonder whether knowledge without wisdom is a dangerous thing.

To be a shepherd of the Gospel is a beautiful calling - it is a shame we don`t seem to have one at present.

If you click on the title you will get an article from the Times which summarises nicely the concern.

Iron Maiden - Christian band????

From the band that brought you "Bring your daughters to the slaughter" and "The number of the beast" here is the song Pilgrim on the latest Iron Maiden album where you will find these lyrics!

"To courage find and gracious will

Deliver good from ill

Clean the water clean our guilt

With us do what you will

Then will my judge appear

Bear no false angel that I hear

For only then I will confess

To my eternal hell

Now give us our holy sign

Changing water into wine

So to you we bid farewell

Kingdom of heaven to hell

Spirit holy life eternal

Raise me up take me home

Pilgrim sunrise pagan sunset

Onward journey begun.

and from the song "The greater good of God" we find:"He gave his life for us he fell upon the cross

To die for all of those who never mourn his loss

It wasn't meant for us to fell the pain again

Tell me why, tell me why"

Hmmm more obvious than many christian bands and this is a band that have sold over 100 million albums worldwide.

Country Love duet with Julie

So for Christmas I got a new Bass guitar from Santie - which was used to record with on Boxing day - I have completed the first and last Country song with the inestimable Julie on vocals. I have turned it into a duet as we had terrible technical problems with intermittent faults in the wiring and crackling on the vocals and a random change mid recording in the vocal effect - SO THIS IS JUST AN OUTTAKE ALRIGHT!!! All on the Di Griso myspace site www.myspace.com/degriso

"The Christmas story is a legend" says Archbishop

In the Times today is an article observing that 2007 has been a bad year for Faith what with Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Philip Pullman, Mohammed the Teddy and finally the good old Archbishop expressing his opinion that the traditional Christmas story is largely legend. Good timing!!
The journalist Gerard Baker closes with the following comment "That faith, by its very nature, entails doubt. If we could be really, truly certain, about the existence of God, what, really, would be the point of it all?
It is the Christmas Story, or legend if you will, as much as anything we believe, that underlines this essential tension between faith and doubt.
You'd have thought (and certainly the pre-Christians did) that the Son of God, when He chose, would enter the world in a way that would leave no doubt who He was or that He existed.
But He chose instead to come in a way that ensured just about the maximum room for doubt; merely another barely noticed nativity in the most miserable of circumstances. If you were lucky enough to be one of those shepherds on the hills around Bethlehem who got the news from the angelic host, or one of the wise men who followed that star, you were lucky. No long, dark night of the soul for you. Instead, just one brilliant flash of celestial light and the secret of the universe was revealed.
But for the rest of us, forced to ponder the complexity of our existence and the competing implausibilities of faith and unbelief, that was surely the point of the manger, the stable, the ox and the ass. That God would choose to come among us in such a way is so strange, so inexplicable, so unbelievable, it compels us to believe. " NUFF SAID

Gale force winds over the channel

Two rock and roll crossings over a long weekend in Normandy - the return being at gale force 7-8 with massed breakage of crockery in the restaurant over lunch and a passenger being thrown out of her chair. Still we delivered the new cooker and I varnished the oak floor 3 times in one day and then the next day we set up the new kitchen as pictured, without the actual new cooker as we ran out of the required energy to actually install it.

Also lit the new woodburner and relaxed in front of it after a hard day! That was after the smoke had cleared, this was its` first time alight after all. We also did a lot of cleaning builders do seem to be very skilled at making mess. The next stage begins when the new bathroom goes in on the first floor, hey more mess to come, bring it on!

Jonnys back on the road again

Here's Jonny with his truck! This was kindly taken by the Robinsons, who keep us up to date via their blog!
Unfortunately the engine blew up (probably due to oil starvation) not long after this, however a cash injection from England ensured the replacement is now installed and he is back on the road again.

Autumn leaves

We often moan about the weather but Autumn beauty is an intoxicating blend of colour, light and shade if we take time to look.

Day out in Hartlepool

Oh yes, the climbing, adventure park that is Summerhill! We discovered it yesterday! and James and Anne discovered climbing!

Invitation to the party

Anne and I are on Facebook as well now - due to the necessity of keeping vaguely in touch with our errant adult children. I will add links onto the side menu!

I have now firmly ditched motorbiking since my last accident (which was very painful) and wrote off my beloved Yamaha 1000 V-Twin - however being the son of my father, this year has seen the renaissance of my love for guitar playing which has been quite a surprise. You don't expect a teenage dream to become true in your 40's but for me that has happened. I continue to embarrass myself by going public with my music under the name Di Griso but despite the cringeworthy mistakes (of which there are many) I have managed to persuade someone who has been in the professional music scene to record her vocals on a song I have written next wednesday. She has a black soul voice so if the experiment works I will put it up on the Di Griso site as an Mp3 download.

This weekend Anne and I or one of us are being interviewed on the local radio because we are having Michele Guinness over to stay next weekend to speak on the subject of "Invitation to the party" and launch her new book at our church. As well as that I am speaking on Apostleship on Sunday, Anne is going to London for a medical conference, tonight we are going to an evening of Stand-up comedy and live music which is hosted by my exceedingly mental GP in Stokesley just down the road - it is called Stokesley Humour And Gig - hmmm notice the acronym!

Shakespeare-by-the-sea

What if William Shakespeare had been a Yorkshireman, instead of hailing from deepest Warwickshire?
And what if he had lived in the time of good Queen Victoria, not Bess?
Duke Theseus’ court in A Midsummer Night’s Dream reflected the Victorian 19th century just as effectively as the original elements of Elizabethan England.
And the fairies of the Forest of Arden could just as easily have been in the Valley Gardens of Saltburn!
So I went to the Autumn production of Saltburn ’53 Drama group - "Shakespeare-by-the-Sea.

A class-ridden society, with a powerful underworld: the court, the working class ‘mechanicals’ and the naughty fairies (all dressed as ladies of the night) comprise the three intersecting worlds of the play.

There were some hilarious performances particularly Peter Quince and Bottom tho all the mechanicals were like the Three Goons. Portraying Titania and the fairies as Victorian ladies of the night was a great idea but the outstanding performance was that of Hermia closely followed by Lysander, Demetrius and Helena.

Walk for Rhema school

As you may be aware Anne and I have been supporting Rhema school in Uganda since 2002 when I first visited Kampala. So Saturday found me doing a sponsored walk/run with my team from work.

Between us all, we covered over 60 circuits of Sedgefield racecourse (1.26 miles) in 4 hours - dressed as the Pink ladies and T-Birds from Grease.

There were over 20 other teams with prizes presented by yours truly and the whole day raised over £4000 - it was organised by Denise Wyatt who went as a Blues brother (central in the picture with her team).

The Road of Nutters

Here are a few images from our holiday in Normandy - the weather was mixed - pants the first week and fabulous the second. We made some big improvements in the house, painting-wise and had lots of good eats, swimming in the bay of Mont St Michel (which was as warm as Mexico in April!) and new discoveries of gastronomic significance - three ways to eat Foie Gras, the best andouillette EVER and a marathon walk in the muddiest woods with bikes and giant orange slugs.

Bernard`s visit and news from Rhema School Kampala

Bernard visited us for one night as he was in the UK for a prayer conference for Uganda, and we were able to give him a Newcastle United top and about 30 football shirts for the children of Rhema School. I am collecting premiership shirts to send out to Kampala and I have about 200 more shirts to send out via Bernard`s brother-in law who ships out regular containers!

Bernard brought great news that we are about to start building the new school in November and so a trip to lay a foundation stone is planned next year. The access road shown as it was in 2005 has been surfaced to allow the building materials in! The next picture shows the current classrooms and why we are seeking to build a new 3 storey school for these children.

Di Griso and knicker magnets

Things are happening at a fair old pace at present - last week was the final development and presentation of our 5 year business plan for Foundation Trust status. We were heavily influenced by the discreet, gentle and subtle policies of William the Conqueror when he harried the North - by Monday we heard that our "Slash and burn" policy had been approved.
Now of course I am joking, as with our Kaizen philosophy of eliminating waste and pursuing perfection we can cut costs and improve quality!
What else - well we had the visit of the Mallon clan of Sheffield - they were dragged huffing and puffing around the local hills and when not complaining about the "long walks" (Sue) were grumping about the cold (Nigel) as we sat out in the balmy evenings (10 degrees) by the fire - it was great fun seeing them all in olde englande!
On Sunday I was to be found leading worship at our intimate evening meeting which was the first time in my life I was playing alongside a live drummer and another singer! I really enjoyed it but it was stressful. Music making is the theme of this year with the three Di Griso brothers - who hail from a little alpine village on the italian border with Slovenia.
Tonight our neighbour popped round and amongst other things told us about knicker magnets - "LadyCare is a small powerful, static magnetic device that simply attaches discreetly and comfortably to your underwear. LadyCare is a safe,drug free product designed to go on helping reduce the symptoms of menopause..."

We are alive

Ok it has been ages, but we have done nothing too exciting. I mean,sent Jonnyoff to the USA for a year, don`t know when we will see him again!! Ruth secretly dyed her hair and now looks like she should be in a girl band. Debbie at last went back to school after 3 mths holiday and James is ruling the roost, well somebody has to take over from Jonny!! Oh we actually had a fab time in France and now have the builders in! Two people had birthdays, lots of us partied on, and the Mallons came to join us at our house for a change, we ve been out to their house loads recently so it is time they did some travelling!!

We do go to work as well but lets not spoil the moment!!

La Famille Cloche est en vacances

This view was on a walk in February near to Bagnoles where there is a Michelin starred restaurant 20 mins from our house in Normandy.
This time we will try the restaurant!!
Tasks for the summer Normandy trip will be to get the roof repaired from the "catastrophe naturale" which occurred in June when the roof sklights were broken by enormous fist-sized hailstones.
We will have visits from a builder, an insurance agent Cecille, and an Ian an englishman who has a bathroom and kitchen business in Normandy.
The wine cellar in england is terribly depleted deliberately par moi so I can go on a lovely wine buying spree - we have almost run out of "fizzy pop" - Cremant D`Alsace!
We have yet to go to Falaise and Deauville and Alencon and the Loire so expect lots of pics on return!
A bientot mes amis!

Seeing signs

This is a guy called Richard resting in front of the art exhibition in our Church. He built the displays and the exhibition has attracted sponsorship from Greenbelt Arts and has been on show for the last month. It will be going to another church for display and oh yes did I mention I had a painting in it - hohohoho I can legitimately say I am an exhibited artist, which with me reading one of "me love poems" at New Wine in front of about 150 people at a fringe event means I am an artist and a poet!!
Doncha know it.

and the animals came in 2 by 2

So there was this "severe weather warning" from the Met office for the East Midlands, when we were driving down to Newark for our annual christian camp. For the geographically challenged..........Newark is in the east Midlands!!! I`m not saying there was a lot of rain but we had to release a raven and a dove from the car to make landfall. On arrival most of the site was under the aforementioned H2O and we were unable to get onto Red4, let alone put anything up! We were moved to the disused airfield next door and were on the old runway!

What was amazing were the children who had a whale of a time (probably Jonah`s!) tho' a lot of adults looked thoroughly grumpy!

Anyway this year Anne did her first seminar "Suffer the little children" where she asked Philippa Hannah (her brother is the bassist in Jamiroquai! Check her out at http://www.myspace.com/philippahanna) to play a few songs and sing over the parents with their little ones on the floor. It went very well!

I did my usual sex (Hot Monogamy for men!) and anxiety (Overcoming Stress and Anxiety) and depression kind of thing. The latter was at Shepton Mallet in Somerset at the end of the week when Ruth and I travelled down for one night and packed about 600 people into a venue for 250 with no ministry team.... hmmmmm!

Despite the weather the spiritual refreshment was amazing and spending quality time reflecting on where we were at in life with God and His people was invaluable.

It is always humbling to realise yet again that God is the voice who speaks at the centre of everything and that He never shouts - so when we take time to be still and listen He is there at the centre - loving us.